Cox: Well then she probably shouldn't be checking her e-mail while she's driving ninety miles an hour. Cox: Who do you mean, dashboard-face?Ĭarla: Yeah, I think she prefers "Miss Myers."ĭr. Am I going to remember this? Of course I am.Ĭarla: Miss Myers is ready to have her bandages removed now.ĭr. I've got a new attending and he hates it when we're late. Turk: You mean the leather purple jumpsuit Eddie Murphy wore in 'Raw'? Anyway, I was thinking about spending some of my extra ducats on one of those classy suits we always wanted! J.D.: Hey, you remember how I make more money than you now? Needless to say it was a time to be extra sensitive. See, now that I'm chief studly, I was making a lot more money than him. J.D.'s Narration: It felt good cheering Turk up. Turk: Play-Doh Pants became all about the money. J.D.: Yeah, it's a new game I made up this morning when I had rocks in my shoes. J.D.: What possible reason could you have for breaking your broom in half? J.D.: Oh, what, is that supposed to intimidate me or something? Janitor: Just so you know, I think this chief resident thing has made you a little too big for your britches? Soo.from now on I'm gonna be your britches shrinker. Ted the Lawyer: Anyway, I was also going through a divorce - she's with my brother now he's nine inches shorter than me but he wears a piece - the point is, you and I signed the wrong papers, which technically means you two are still married and so am I. Jordan: It's okay, "slag" is kind of his pet-name for me. Cox, remember a few years back, you asked me to look over your divorce papers to make sure "that slag would die a penniless whore"? Kelso: Perry, even if I went that way - and believe me, there were nights in the service when it didn't sound so far-fetched - Ted is hardly my type. Cox: Don't tell me - you and Sweaty Teddy here are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony you've been dreaming about?ĭr. Kelso: We have some very exciting news.ĭr. The weird thing was, there was something underneath it - they were happy.ĭr. J.D.'s Narration: It was the same old Dr. You know, you're not looking as processed and overly-medicated as usual. Try not to torture anyone so much that they take their own lives.ĭr. Honestly, it's the reason I keep voting for him. J.D.'s Narration: Even though Councilman Donovan was handcuffed to that chair because once again he was flying high on crystal meth, his respect felt good. J.D.: Chief resident in the house! Everybody say hey-ay! J.D.'s Narration: Anyway, the best thing about my new job is that I command a lot more respect. I gotta stop taking that short-cut through the quarry. J.D.'s Thoughts: Wow, that's a lot of rocks. Janitor: What's that, your new, uh, cool guy walk? Chief resident! Chief resident Dorian! Chiefy chiefy chief! J.D.'s Narration: Today I walk in here not as a resident but as a chief.
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